Rational Darren: Okay time to get some work done
Holiday Darren: Oh yeah sure, but first I’ll build a fire.
Rational Darren: A fire, but it’s the middle of the day…okay, but just a little one.
Holiday Darren: Sure, sure, then I’ll get right to work.
Rational Darren: Great, that’s lit, let’s get going…
Holiday Darren: Absolutely, but this wine looks good.
Rational Darren: You could have that after you finish working? Oh, you’re already pouring it.
Holiday Darren: Yep
Rational Darren: Are you ready to work yet?
Holiday Darren: Sure, sure…I’d better top the fire up first, don’t want it going out.
Rational Darren: Please, please just write the damn essay.
Holiday Darren: Damn, relax dude, you’re on holiday.